J-Wow

J-Wow was the fifth stalker introduced. He is depicted with short, messy black hair, brown eyes, dark skin, and a moustache. He is often drawn wearing a dark gray t-shirt and black pants. This is most likely a reference to pictures of Jane wearing all black or dark gray.

It is revealed on his profile that he met Jane when he accidentally went to the wrong house after school. After calling her beautiful, she gave him a death threat. J-Wow fell in love because girls would always hit him when met with his advances.

A running joke about J-Wow would be his moustache, as he is the only male stalker with visible facial hair. Other running jokes are his bad pickup lines and sparkles in his presence, much like an anime.